A/S/L

Age/sex/location

J/K

Just kidding

AFK

Away from keyboard

L8R

Later

AKA

Also known as

LMAO

Laughing my ass off

ASAP

As soon as possible

LTNS

Long time no see

ATM

At the moment

M8

Mate

B4

Before

MYOB

Mind your own business

BBIAB

Be back in a bit

NM

Never mind

BBL

Be back later

OIC

Oh I see

BBS

Be back soon

PITA

Pain in the ass

BRB

Be right back

PLS/PLZ

Please

BTW

By the way

PPL

People

CRS

Can’t remember shit

ROTFL

Rolling on the floor laughing

CU/CUL

See you/see you later

ROTFLMAO

rotfl my ass off

CYA

See ya

TGIF

Thank god it’s Friday

FYI

For your information

THX

Thanks

GGP

Gotta go pee

TTYL

Talk to you later

GL

good luck

TY

Thank you

GMTA

Great minds think alike

TYVM

Thank you very much

GR8

great

W8

Wait

GTG

Good to go/got to go

WB

Welcome back

IC

I see

WTF

What the fu*k

IMHO

In my humble opinion

YVW

You’re very welcome

IRL

In real life

YW

You’re welcome

?4U

Question for you

FUBAR

fu*ked up beyond repair

2L8

Too late

HCIT

How cool is that

AISI

As I see it

IAC

In any case

BC

Be cool

IAG

It’s all good

BFN

By for now

IIIO

Intel inside idiot outside

BD

Big deal

KISS

Keep it simple stupid

BTDT

Been there done that

NEI

Anyone

CID

Consider it done

NOYB

None of your business

DGT

Don’t go there

RTFM

Read the fu*king manual

EOD/EOL

End of discussion/lecture

WYSIWYG

What you see is what you get

F2F

Face to face

Y

Why